SmackAMack’s Blog

March 26, 2009

13 Year Old Dad – False!

Filed under: Uncategorized — smackamack @ 4:07 pm

nt-the-dad__optThank God!  I mentioned this a few weeks back…a 13 year old boy who became a father.  However, it turns out, he isn’t the dad after all!

Here is the blurb posted by Perez himself:



Paging Maury Povich!

Turns out wee Brit Alfie Patten is not the father of baby Maisie withvillage-bicycle-with-training-wheels girlfriend Chentelle.

A DNA test revealed that 13-year-old Alfie is not the baby’s daddy. The boy took the test after several lads came forward claiming to have slept with 15-year-old Chantelle.

Alfie’s mom said, “It had not even crossed Alfie’s mind whether Chantelle had not been faithful to him. He’s absolutely devastated that these lads say they slept with her.”

Poor Alfie!

Apparently, Chantelle’s mom ordered her slutty daughter to insist that she had been a virgin prior to sleeping with Alfie. But science has revealed the truth!

Alfie’s dad said, “He said it was the first time he’d had sex, he didn’t know what he was doing or the complications that could come. I’ll talk to him again and it’ll be the birds and bees talk.”


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