SmackAMack’s Blog

April 24, 2009

FML of the Day

Filed under: Uncategorized — smackamack @ 12:34 pm

Today, I got a spray tan for the first time. Naked, I climbed into the booth. When the machine started I became frightened by the loud roar of the spray and couldn’t breathe. I proceeded to pee on myself out of fear. I now have river-like streaks down both legs where the pee washed my tan away. FML

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